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Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.
“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”
by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024
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Glipping

Glipping is the act of shoving boba balls up your urethra and then you either viciously ejaculate or piss them out into someone's mouth and or bumhole, they will fly out like bullets from a gatling gun piercing anything they come in contact with.
Armondo: Hey Bob would you mind if I Glipped in you later tonight?

Bob: Omg YESSS, I've been waiting for some one to ask me that!

Armondo: Yippeeeee!

Bob: I cant wait for you to Viciously shoot the boba all over me, make sure they pierce my bum

Glipping is the act of shoving boba balls up your urethra and then you either viciously ejaculate or piss them out into someone's mouth and or bumhole, they will fly out like bullets from a gatling gun piercing anything they come in contact with.
by MrSquinkles May 24, 2024
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Glipping

Glipping is the act of shoving boba balls up your urethra and then viciously ejaculating or pissing them out at the speed of light into and or onto some one
Friend 1: YOOOO I just glipped all over sheryl last night

Friend 2: DANG how fast did the boba balls shoot out?

Friend 1:They were so fast her head flew off!

Friend 2: OH Damn

Glipping is the act of shoving boba balls up your urethra and then viciously ejaculating or pissing them out at the speed of light into and or onto some one
by MrSquinkles May 25, 2024
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glorping

"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"
hey dude are you glorping rn?
by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024
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Glorping

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.
Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that
by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024
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glorping

putting a person in bondage machine to stretch arms and legs growing the person than having sexual relations with said person.
yo bifur i was glorping her last night it was wild!
by jaxenlmao January 5, 2025
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Glophing

(v) the act of using a spoon to scrape the dead skin off of your balls and then putting it on a ritz cracker and eating it
I just can't stop glophing, I don't shower for weeks to build the skin up! Really brings out the sour flavors.
by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025
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