50,000 give a shits

I really really don’t give a shit!

I don’t like your hat bro. 50,000 give a shits.

by Everybodyonabike February 9, 2018

I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

I don't give two and a half shits

Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.

-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!

by Deathgleaner May 24, 2010

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

giveashitter

That metaphysical mechanical device inside most of us that enables us to care enough about a task or circumstance such that we put forth effective effort to accomplish the task or effect the circumstance. The giveashitter is not infinite, but instead is subject to performance drops due to relative emptiness.

"Dude, I just ain't doing this anymore. My giveashitter's plumb run dry."

Or, "Cry somewhere else Bro, my giveashitter done got a hole in it."

by shootmypc November 30, 2009

giveashit

not to care

- So that's the problem then? Well, giveashit.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Giveashititus

An illness to where you just don’t give a shit

Kid: dad i might have giveashititus

Dad: do u give a shit

Kid: no

by Person with a cast September 9, 2020