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Gerbil

the opposite of a cougar. A young woman, usually under twenty, who dates older men because she feels that she needs to be taken care of, or for some alternative reason such as money or to feel important. Without an older man, a gerbil feels small, vulnerable and weak.
That girl is such a gerbil! He is five years older than she is.
by cutechef101 April 13, 2009
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Gerbish

Gerbish is the 4th meal of the day...known for what one would do for late night food.
Drew: What are you doing for Gerbish?

Jeff: I dunno I think Wendy's.

Drew: Nah dude, lets go to Taco Bell.
by Ivy Baxter May 22, 2010
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Gerbil

The opposite of Cougar, i.e. a young woman who hits on older men.
The two girls over there? They're gerbils. They hit on men like Cougars, but instead they are much younger by comparison.
by matthiascz April 12, 2009
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gerbil

Our name for the Eurasian species of this mammal, which is noted for defending its burrow like a knight of old, may come from the gerbil knightly emblem. The creature's white head with a broad black stripe on each side of the snout may have brought to mind a gerb, hence gerbil. Good evidence supporting this theory is that an earlier name for the animal was gauson, which comes from the Old French word gaucenc, usually referring to a white patch on a horse and also meaning “gerbil.” gauson is first recorded in 1373.
Nice Gerbil Helmut sir
by Karlos April 2, 2004
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reverse gerbilling

Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.

Very often has explosive results.
When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.
by scodder May 17, 2010
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Grumpy Gerbil

a horrible and mean teacher that makes you do random crap and offends you and is always out for you and I am sooooo sorry if he's your teacher
kid: shoot I have social studies!

Otha kid: crap man im soooo sry for u you have the grumpy gerbil!
by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 14, 2021
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gerbil

The opposite of "cougar." When a really young girl wants a way older guy...GROSS
Watch out, she's a gerbil! It could be illegal dude.

Don't buy her a drink she's a gerbil.

That gerbil married me then divorced me and took all my damn money!
by Herbert Swangstatus April 20, 2009
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