no funny stuff 

It's like in the movies, when the bad guy is blackmailing someone, telling him the side where to drop the money, and he's telling to do no wrong moves (no wrong moves = no funny stuff)

Drop the money in the yellow garbage bin in front of the post station. Think about your wife, so "no funny stuff".

no funny stuff by No funny stuff / business August 10, 2016

Funny Skeleton

A lazy but funny skeleton who makes puns any time any where. But is actually against Demonic Children.

I like the Funny Skeleton named Sans. His puns are PUNNY.

Funny Skeleton by TrueMudanity June 12, 2020

Its a funny story 

Something you say when you know your screwed, and your thinking of a way around it.

Jim - "Dude, why are you driving my car?"

Dave - "Its a funny story really-"

Jim - "Shut the fuck up and get out of my car."

Dave "Ok...."

Its a funny story by ReallyQuick June 14, 2010

Funky's Law 

The longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of Jesus and Salvation being brought up increases.

We were having a nice discussion about baseball when Fred invoked Funky's Law and noted that nobody can be truly safe without redemption through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

Funky's Law by Sancho Baio September 29, 2009

Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore. 

Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.

Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore. by Dildo Jonesey May 8, 2013

funny shit 

This word is used in a situation where your mate has said something pretty funny but you couldnt be fucked to laugh so you just say funny shit

Tommo: Oi nathans a stupid cunt
Ben: Funny Shit

funny shit by Darren Thomson April 23, 2005

Funny Stuff

Two words that can be used when one cant think of some cleaver to say. Often used when one gets bored with something

Jason: How are you doing today?
Kit: Funny Stuff

Funny Stuff by DiaJ October 22, 2011