Hobo Funeral

When your hobo friend dies and you hoist him into the Safeway dumpster. Traditional.

Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.

by yellowhat September 10, 2012

That’s Your Funeral

A way of telling somebody “do what you want but it’s your loss”

Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral

by Isabel's best friend July 24, 2018

Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse

Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt

by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

Rose Funeral

A god awful deathcore band from Ohio who constantly tours with good death metal bands.

They are also known for their extreme hatred for the game UNO, which is usually being played by the crowd during the set.

"Did you guys see Rose Funeral open for Nile last night?"
"No I was too busy playing UNO"

by TheUnoChampion February 17, 2010

dark funeral

Is the shit.They rule.

Truly evil metal.Hail dark funeral!

by Chickenwing21 September 25, 2006

funeral for a friend

the most sexual band ever. often defined as emo. make up your own mind, they're awesome whatever. and darran smith is the nicest bloke ive met in my life.

wow funeral for a friend kicked ass last night

by Vixicle January 17, 2004