fuckond

Fuckond: (Noun)
1. a way to say "almond" when you're pissed off at someone because they won't let you have any.

2. a way to say "second" when suspicious or annoyed.

1. "For the last time, Give me a Fuckond...Now!"

2. "Now...Wait just a Fuckond..."

by Weltyhe April 11, 2014

fuckonade

Something you drink while your having sex

Bob: come on baby let's have some fuckonade

by Jtrapper November 14, 2016

Fuckeon

another term for fuck-buddy; friend with benefit

"If I ever see your black fuckeon at my door, I will obliterate him" -First time word was used

"YO Chase, I'm 'bout to make a booty call with my fuckeon. Smell ya later"

"Becky, my favorite fuckeon. Let's have sex tonight bb"

by Whale_Boss69 November 7, 2018

Fucktong

A word for a Thai vegetable vegetable Thai Pumpkin

I like to eat fucktong.
Or replace the F word in English. Good fucktong morning Duncan.

by bkk84 July 6, 2020

Nautical Metric Fuckton

An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.

I have a nautical metric fuckton of things to do today, I wasn't expecting all of this on my plate.

by Voideater October 5, 2011

cubic fuckton

A phrase to describe a lot of something.

"Wow, there's a cubic fuckton of people here!"

by Spyke March 25, 2004

fuckrod

Slang term for "penis."

I'm about to pull out my fat fuckrod and take a piss!

by Bally McSackerson September 3, 2003