fucklit

Defined as someone who is annoying or of no importance..

man1:say bro what that nigga want?
man2: i donno he aint nothing but a fucklit anyways..

by Fuckinemy February 27, 2008

Fucklenuts

A person who is typically screwing up in a large and crazy way.

You had sex with the bosses wife AND got her pregnant? You're a fucklenuts!

by MongerMonger August 17, 2010

Fucketh Thine Self

To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.

Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"

Jackson: Marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of Castaway's?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.

Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.

Jackson: Fucketh thine self!

Marston: Done. Carry on.

by czainsaw September 20, 2006

Fuckleberry Finn

a drunk ass and adventurous dude pimpin all the ladies with his stories.

"is that Fuckleberry Finn over there? "

by xanaduu April 1, 2009

fuckpet

A guy/girl used for sex at their master's command. (aka "sex toy")

When Keiichi couldn't find a girlfriend, he settled for his fuckpet to get him through the lonely nights. She doesn whatever he asks too!

by GanguroKaze January 26, 2005

[fuckler]

A person who fuckles people he or she is not intimate with,complete strangers and who fingers fuckles squirrels.

He is such a fuckler.

by Ashley Joseph March 28, 2007

Fucklessness -

1) The state of being without, or having recently given your last Fuck.

-Fucklessness - ( fuk-les-nes ) adj.

They were disheartened by his fucklessness yet somehow admired the freedom of his heart not having even one Fuck left to give.

by Poki~Naut January 16, 2019