fuck a duck

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
rape an ape or two
finger fuck an elephant
screw a kangaroo.

my middle school's fuck a duck version

by JuliaStrange August 29, 2009

Fuck the duck

A sex position in which the female has the duck face while the penis goes into the anus

"did you see joe?"
"no he's doing the fuck the duck with the slut"

by kaunis4041 August 19, 2012

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK February 18, 2005

Fuck and duck

When you hook up and duck outta there

Damn bryan way to fuck and duck becky

by 18447939384;7478392/948( March 04, 2017

fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

by Phil January 27, 2005

fuck a duck

get a life or get a grip on reality.

I told you not to fill my presciption and you filled it any way. I'm sorry ma'am. It's the fact you filled it when I specifically told you not too. Ma'am why don't you go fuck a duck?

by Fidel Castro March 09, 2004

fuck a duck

song to the tone of row row row a boat.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
bang bang an orangutan,
you can do it too.

by Tameron December 30, 2007