Asking a close freind or family member to suck your penis until you cum so hard that you feel like you will die
by weird guy that knows anotomy May 19, 2022
The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.
My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.
by Crucially Dreaming March 7, 2023
by Rogaaas August 13, 2015
by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021
Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.
by Gmoney69420 May 20, 2023
“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head
by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022