angry fruit salad

a gui that has too damn many bright colours

bill: bah look at that gui it looks like angry fruit salad
pill: ya its 2 colorful

by unusu-al September 12, 2003

Fucking fruit salad

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.

Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!

by Greyman63 June 17, 2019

dirty fruit salad

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.

reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.

by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020

Arabian fruit salad

A man cores a coreable fruit and proceeds to fuck the hole it provides.

I was so horny the other day and the Arabian fruit salad was so much better than my right hand.

by MiJaWi March 22, 2011

fruit salad yummy yummy

no one:

wiggles: FRUIT SALAD YUMMY YUMMY

yo fruit salad yummy yummy

by Glix YT May 27, 2019

asian fruit salad

When a group of homosexual Asian men bear hug eachother in a bathroom

Kim Jong Un loves to have an Asian Fruit Salad with his big muscular Asian missiles.

by We Iz Police February 23, 2014

Salty fruit salad

During sexual intercouse when a person takes a fruit (usually oranges), cums on/in it than squeezes it into partners mouth.

During erotic sex I grabbed an orange and made Ally a salty fruit salad

by Dan Tomasello April 4, 2009