by andy1 June 15, 2007
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The game is based off a Quake mod made by a third party dubbed "Team Fortress" that involves nine different specialists who operate as a team to complete an objective such as collecting the enemy's flag or destroying the opposing team's fortress. This game was so popular when it hit the scene that Valve added it to their roster of games as "Team Fortress Classic" in 1999 and planned a sequel to be made in 2001 that would use the new Source gaming engine. The result of this is Team Fortress 2, the most popular online FPS to date.
Due to new content and game modes being released for its online players on a monthly basis, its very likely that this game will be in the top spot for years to come. If you have twenty dollars sitting around and a high performance PC there's no reason not to buy this game, especially if you have a steam account.
The game is based off a Quake mod made by a third party dubbed "Team Fortress" that involves nine different specialists who operate as a team to complete an objective such as collecting the enemy's flag or destroying the opposing team's fortress. This game was so popular when it hit the scene that Valve added it to their roster of games as "Team Fortress Classic" in 1999 and planned a sequel to be made in 2001 that would use the new Source gaming engine. The result of this is Team Fortress 2, the most popular online FPS to date.
Due to new content and game modes being released for its online players on a monthly basis, its very likely that this game will be in the top spot for years to come. If you have twenty dollars sitting around and a high performance PC there's no reason not to buy this game, especially if you have a steam account.
Dude 1: So anyway, you want to play some team fortress 2?
Dude 2: Play the best FPS shooter in the world? Hell yea!
Dude 2: Play the best FPS shooter in the world? Hell yea!
by garryufo October 28, 2009
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When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.
Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...
Al: How'd you do?
Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.
Al: How'd you do?
Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.
by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011
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by ftpftw2626 August 3, 2012
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1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.
The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.
1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.
The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.
(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."
(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."
(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."
Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."
(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"
(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."
(person #2) "Never heard of it."
(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."
Example #3 (60 years ago)
(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."
(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."
(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."
(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."
(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."
Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."
(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"
(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."
(person #2) "Never heard of it."
(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."
Example #3 (60 years ago)
(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."
(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."
(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."
by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010
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Get the nick foster mug.When someone who was previously a fat/unattractive child loses weight or "glows up" and overcompensates for their past insecurities by acting out. Usually they end up acting like the same people who bullied them growing up.
Friend 1: Emily lost weight and now acts like she's better than everyone.
Friend 2: classic Former fat kid syndrome.
Friend 2: classic Former fat kid syndrome.
by 1234456hjk July 22, 2020
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