lotion booger

The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.

Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*

by t_bag July 24, 2008

Lotion Effect

When a girl begins to tear when they look at you, specifically if you are attractive.

I don't know why but every time I look a cute guy, I begin to tear up for no reason. He's got that lotion effect when I look at him.

by SoccerElite17 August 13, 2010

lotion man

jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes

dat bwoy is a dyam lotion man

by danaturalb May 13, 2005

Lotion Guy

The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.

Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!

by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020

throat lotion

a male's seminal fluid coated down a womans throat

her mouth might have been dry but I gave her some throat lotion to soften her right up.

by rob gotti October 20, 2006

lotion queen

An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.

Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.

Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.

by havokhell November 29, 2021

lotion overdose

When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.

Dude, I lotion overdosed, now when I open the fridge, my hands tear.

by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011