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food baby 

When you poop, a food baby comes out.

Dude, your food baby stopped up the terlit!
I know... I ate a giant burrito yesterday and some hummus. The labor lasted at least half an hour. I needed an epidural.
food baby by Evian Bidet April 25, 2008

Food baby 

A term used by people that refuse to use the word fat when describing their self
"I'm not fat I have a food baby"
Food baby by Makeupaddict October 13, 2016

Food Baby 

The creation of something in your stomach that makes a lot of growling noises and is waiting to leave your body via a good dump.
What's that sound? Oh that's just my food baby begging to go to the pool.
Food Baby by mandoy May 8, 2018

Food Baby 

A protruding stomach caused by eating a large quantity of food and supposedly resembling that of a woman in the early stages of pregnancy.
A very small bump was visible in the tight frock, although it could easily have been mistaken for a food baby.
Food Baby by xxBlackRainxx September 15, 2022

Reverse Food Baby 

When someone receives so much semen in their ass that they become full.
Him: Would you like a filling breakfast this morning?
Her: I’m still full from that reverse food baby you gave me this morning.
Reverse Food Baby by LightFoe December 18, 2021