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FMITA

The single most effective phrase to express utter defeat and domination by a thing or a person that you deem significantly less important than yourself.

It is an acronym for "F*ck Me In The Ass." It is not a wishful request but a forceful demand for fierce buttsex. Its masochistic connotations imply that you wouldn't really be asking for it unless you were feeling extremely ashamed of said ownage.
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I passed out before I got the chance to superman that ho. FMITA.

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by xtickledpinkx March 17, 2008
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flintstoning it

To use your feet to move your car when in neutral.
I was too drunk to drive my car so I ended up sticking my feet out of the door and flintstoning it home. You can't get a DUI if the keys aren't in the ignition.
by ketochlor November 6, 2007
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Faint

When something’s so shocking you faint.

Accompanied by a lean back to imply you are falling.

See wig
Trevor: did you hear max is actually 40

Mike: Omg that’s crazy ‘faint’

*leans back*
by Idekwydttm March 12, 2019
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the faint

Best thing to come out of Nebraska since Kool-Aid.
The Conductor and Southern bells all the way baby!


The Faint
by addyAddict April 14, 2009
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in like flint

To have quickly or easily achieved a goal or gained access as desired, sometimes in a sexual manner.

In Like Flint was a sequel to the James Coburn movie Our Man Flint and was a play on words from the original phrase "in like Flynn" that was coined by reporters about the time of the 1943 statutory rape trial of Errol Flynn.

In like Flynn or in like Flint mean the same thing and don't let some Nazi Fascist pick your allusion and allegory for you. Personally, I prefer "flint", even if your audience doesn't know who Errol Flynn and Derek Flint are, then at least word at least lends itself to a spark.

You can be "in like" anything you want it to be; in like Flynn, in like Flint, in like Bill Clinton...... take your pick! Hopefully, you've tailored phrasing to your audience.
If you're having a party tonight then I'm in like flint.
by D Flint July 30, 2021
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flintstoning

the act of moving your OFFICE CHAIR with your feet without getting out of it.
Eva: I'm too close to the door, can you flintstone over please?

Tashina: Sure thing and while I'm flintstoning, I can pick up the pen you dropped
by ronsonic November 1, 2007
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Fmitp

Can you fmitp?
by Livboro June 12, 2016
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