Floridian Steakhouse

Step 1: Go to Outback Steakhouse and order your choice of steak to go
Step 2: Invite a 4 or lower over to your house (seriously, a 4 or lower, you’ll never want to see this person again)
Step 3: Take ordered steak and slap it right across her front-butt.

Step 4: Proceed to have doggy style sex while drizzling A1 Sauce on her back.

Step 5: Eat said steak off her back while, simultaneously, blowing her back out.

Man I had a bad day of work, so gave this 3 of a girl a Floridian Steakhouse

by BigTexJohnson March 23, 2022

Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.

We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.

by yesitsyesrod February 2, 2024

Floridian Freight Train

Nickname of Ohio State Linebacker Brian Rolle.

The Floridian Freight Train intercepted and returned a game saving 2-pt conversion for the Buckeyes vs. Navy September 5, 2009. The huge Linebacker outran the entire Navy defense for 99 yards. The most exciting two point play in Ohio State football history. GO BUCKS!

by letsgobucks September 6, 2009

Floridian Storm

When one pours their wet diarrhea into a large cup and pours it onto someone.

My boyfriend keeps giving me a Floridian Storm

by Paxider011 February 2, 2022

Pulling a Floridian

Doing some dumb or fucked up shit that could be done By a person from and/or living in the State of Florida

Cletus: “Gawdamn man I was huntin’ For some gator and shot marge in the arm”
Bo: “Aw shit cuz that’s Pulling a Floridian right there”

by PinkPantherPapa February 25, 2018

Floridian Papatims

Huge male titties that scream a man needs a bra

My best friend has a huge set of Floridian Papatims

by baconcheesestick May 15, 2025

Floridian Papatims

Giant male boobs the size of hot air balloons

My best friend has a gigantic set of Floridian Papatims

by baconcheesestick May 14, 2025