flossing

To show off all of your money, designer clothes, and expensive jewellery.

Damn johnny was flossing on everyone with that outfit today.

by rip ollie April 20, 2018

Premature Auto Flushing

The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.

This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...

Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....

by Stanley O'Toole April 26, 2007

Nigger Flossing

When a black lady is giving you a BJ and the gap between her teeth cuts through the skin of the penis.

Man! I was getting my junk sucked by that hot black bitch, but she ended up Nigger Flossing my cock and now it's all torn up.

by servoisgod October 17, 2008

Flooping

The act of going crazy and attacking something.

" Lauren, stop flooping the bees! "

by Flooper May 1, 2010

Flothing

To Floth. To float in a flopping manner.

The key to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. However most people only succeed in flothing, not flying.

by Mighty Morphin' Man May 1, 2008

flooxing

Playing games (usually board games) in a competitive, antagonistic manner. Try too hard to win!

I am always flooxing with Nicolas in backgammon.
I don't like playing card games with Kathrine, she is such a flooxer, thinking and thinking... so annoying!

by magelanos August 23, 2011

Flushing Twice

Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.

John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.

by PossumCuber July 9, 2010