floof

the nickname bestowed onto an animal or person who you consider to be adorable in some way or another.

I need to protec the floof

by TheWhiteRabbitInTheRedBow March 27, 2020

floof

to describe a texture of a person's floof hair

omg his hair is so floof

by ßrænđøň May 11, 2020

Floofs

A well known player in World of Warcraft on Eitrigg that is always chat banned for calling other players niggers in Goldshire.

Random Player: Gd
Floofs: You're a fucking nigger

by Grandelderx February 16, 2019

floof

A device used by stoners when smoking in environments where the smell of bud will get you caught (usually either one's parents' place or dorm), made out of either a toilet paper/paper towel tube, or optionally a pop bottle with holes punctured in the bottom, with dryer sheets stuffed inside. In use, one takes a hit, then blows it out through the floof, resulting in a pleasant, clean-laundry smell that completely obscures the normal smell.

Dude, use the floof, we don't wanna get written up!

by frostycakes April 12, 2010

Floofing

Intentionally provoking a fight on social media.

I was in a pissy mood so I spent the night floofing assholes on NextDoor.

by Bluemeringue July 30, 2018

Floofing

When you are under the covers in bed and you lift them up and let all the cold air in. Horrible in winter but quite refreshing in warmer seasons.

Stop floofing, boyfriend, I only just got warm.

by Wierd Fishs 40 January 31, 2017

floof

(v)to make oneself pretty, to dress up (ie to use materials such as make-up, nail polish, hair spray etc.); usually with in reference to a group of friends (female, although on rare occasions, males might also floof XD) in preparation for a dance or other social function
Other forms: ~y, ~ed, ~ing, pre-~

"I do not floof." (Translation: "I do not fuss around with silly girly items.")
She did not floof yesterday.

by yubee and pi February 17, 2006