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Flomber

To be in a sexual position where one person is standing and the other is upside down being held by their ankles by the aforementioned participant.
"Dude, I totally saw Charlie and Fiona having a flomber behind the bikeshed earlier"

"Brian, do you want to go swimming today?"
"No sorry, I'm going for a flomber"
by Commune Bandits April 21, 2010
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flompitate

To squirm about and fidget.
Other forms: flompitatious, flompitated, flompitates, flompitating
The mental patient had a sudden urge to flompitate upon being released from his straitjacket, so excited was he to be able to have a full range of motion once more.
by the randy disher project December 17, 2010
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Flobog

Having a flog while taking a bog
"man i gotta do a mass flobog right now."
by Klowkristy January 27, 2012
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flofoffle

1 male plays with his foreskin and uses his other hand to play with another man's penis while a girl uses 2 fingers on each hand to finger bang both the males anus
Howdy boss,what happened when you took that girl home from the club last night.
It was insane! her boyfriend followed us to my house and we ended up doing a flofoffle.
by positive.positions03 June 4, 2021
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Flom potato

Do you see her over there on the sofa with the chocolate? She’s a flom potato!”
by 87bin December 22, 2021
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Flomawer

Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D's favourite dish. The flomawer originated in the late 69420th Century after the great war of the cocriders. The dish is fairly simple and is made up of flour, cocrider special sauce and a mystical flower only found under Arib Al-Islam's bed. The flomawer has a tangy yet pleasant taste that is only eaten by the most intellegent specimens with over 69 IQ (such as Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D).
John: I'm such a smart specimen I had a flomawer on saturday.
by JinglyJangly December 8, 2022
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Flomance

The attempt to seduce a woman while she is on her period.
"Danielle's on the rag but i'm really horny. I'm gonna try to Flomance her with some chocolates."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009
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