Flat

the passing of gas.

Jimmi sure cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
Bob flatted on Jens thigh.

by Jimmi September 8, 2003

Flat

Short for "Feel/felt like a twat".

Some Guy: Dude! Why didn't you ask her out?
Dude: I totally flatted.

by Adamsuperkewl November 2, 2010

flat

Earth

The earth is flat.

by flatearther123 April 12, 2019

Flat

Megumin

"Boy, that Megumin sure is flat. Her shirt has less bumps than Florida."

by dabdabdabdabdabdabdabdabdab December 22, 2019

Flat

(noun) A person at a party or Social event that remains sobber as all other people are on a high of extreme alcohol consumption

"I was the only one flat there"
"We were the only flat ones"
"Nah I was flat"
"Better than just having us three flat"

by Andy and Michael May 6, 2006

Flat

Being Flat Down Below, Having No Genitals And Being A Fag

Name Starting With P And Ending With N Flat

by PlooutionSux August 3, 2012

Flat

Neither a penis, nor vagina. Simply a flat landscape and skin where the genitals should be located. They are commonly located on small, non manly males, that are laughed at it high school.

That kid is a pussy, he has a flat.

by mack3107 August 3, 2010