Cardinal Fitness

A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.

Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.

by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009

ralph fiennes

A famous British actor, brother of actor Joseph Fiennes.
Starred in films like, the English Patient, Shindlers list, The Constant Gardener and Red Dragon. Very talented actor also incredibally sexy.

Name pronounced RAFE FINES

1. Ralph Fiennes deserved an Oscar for Shindlers List
2. Ralph Fiennes is sexy as hell.

by KittyKatVoodo September 23, 2006

juul fiend

That nic stick all your kids are hittin these days causes them all to become addicted therefore they start fiending when they run out of pods so they take the blue pass from their math class and camp out in the bathroom waiting for a humble fellow to come in and supply some rips all while avoiding the security guards that enter randomly.

Joey: “yo Vin lemme hit that juul!”
Vin: “bro this my last pod chill”
Joey: “I’ll literally pay you $5 right now for a rip”
Vin: “holy shit ur such a juul fiend”

by OG Druggie November 15, 2017

Firenzo

A custom originating in Italy, firenzo is when all cars queued at red traffic lights accelerate as quickly as possible as soon as the lights turn green, regardless of the number of cars stopped ahead of them. This appears similar to Formula 1 starts.

The guy behind me is revving, must be gearing up for a firenzo.

by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

Fiento

The most fucked up thing you can say to another person. Consist's of everything vulgur combined into one. Aka thee ultimate insult.

Fiento.

by MT. God September 1, 2003

Jizz Fiend

Someone who likes Jizz so much that they become obsessed with it, like a fiend. See how that works?

Hey, i saw karen the other day, she's such a jizz fiend now.

by SteveC937 February 4, 2009

Cig Fiend

A person who cannot go more than 20 minutes without a cigarette without fiending.

Cole was such a cig fiend, that ten minutes into his meeting he was fiending, and within five minutes after that was rolling around on the floor writhing in pain, and might have died if someone had not put a Marlboro Red in his mouth and lit if for him.

by bosslikerickross April 14, 2015