Why are firetrucks red?

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.

Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?

by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020

Rocketship Firetruck

A rocketship that puts out fires. Like a firetruck.

Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.

Elon Musk: "I'm telling you man, soon as I'm done with SpaceX and Tesla it's on to rocketship firetrucks for me. Everything I've ever done will have been in vain if these don't become a thing!"

Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"

by Charlemagne1993 August 9, 2016

firetrucks don't stop at red lights

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

Rusty Firetruck

When You Fuck a girl in the ass while she has Diarrhea and when you pull out she squirts highly pressurized liquid brown Lava all over you

I had to take two showers yesterday after I gave Karen a rusty firetruck

by JDNegan74 June 17, 2018

Firetruck Driver

An unexplainable derogatory term, and one of the worst things you can call someone in a video game.

Heal the tank you firetruck driver!!!!!

by anonymous January 17, 2022

firetruck frame

a frame in a video/show that appears after everything happens, usually for laughs

p1: "hey look at this video it has a firetruck frame!"

by realbeanman August 21, 2023

oriental firetruck

A sex act in which a minimum of three Asian men, whilst fucking a white woman, must pull out, run around the woman two times, and reinsert their penises... This occurs every five minutes typically signaled by an alarm

Dude Chang, Kim Jong Il and Mao performed the Oriental Firetruck on Britany for like 2 hours...

by Vag Madge May 22, 2016