Why are firetrucks red?

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.

Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?

by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020

Rocketship Firetruck

A rocketship that puts out fires. Like a firetruck.

Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.

Elon Musk: "I'm telling you man, soon as I'm done with SpaceX and Tesla it's on to rocketship firetrucks for me. Everything I've ever done will have been in vain if these don't become a thing!"

Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"

by Charlemagne1993 August 10, 2016

firetrucks don't stop at red lights

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 09, 2023

Rusty Firetruck

When You Fuck a girl in the ass while she has Diarrhea and when you pull out she squirts highly pressurized liquid brown Lava all over you

I had to take two showers yesterday after I gave Karen a rusty firetruck

by JDNegan74 June 16, 2018

white firetruck

When a dude has a massive cumshot.

"Dude, last night I had a white firetruck with a girl"

by Boi_that_fuckin_wak May 11, 2020

Firetruck

The best way to say F*%$ when you’re in front of your parents without getting caught

You mother Firetruck-er!

by Hairyberry1234566789 July 21, 2022

Firetruck

1) Approved in September 2023, Unusal Mimba as a Zillinillion Redheads.

2) Owillion Sperms have a firetruck, Mimba, Potty are conjoined

3) Zillinillion Cramps are Krampus

The Firetruck got a Krampus.

by #Madprizo Potty Training Kids April 26, 2023