"That's interesting Simon!"

Used when someone states the bloody obvious, taken from playwright Alan Bennett's Talking Head "HER BIG CHANCE", the story of a vaccuous actress who employs this phrase constantly when trying to seduce the director of a porn film, the aforementioned Simon.

He said: "When you go to school, you learn stuff." She said, "That's interesting Simon!"

by LucyVee April 25, 2006

Interesting

A word used by a polite, experienced art teacher while they are observing a students sub par, dull artwork which evokes nothing but disappointment within the teacher towards said student.

Student: "Hey Ms. How is my painting going?"
* Teacher observes the painting, hiding their cringe *
"It's very... Interesting."

by Locodudeof97 October 8, 2015

Binteresting

A term that can be subtly used to express indifference when a person shares a piece of information with absolutely zero value or interest to anyone, under any circumstance.

Tiffany: "It's very cloudy today"

Scott: "Oh that's binteresting Tiffany"

by ScottyC4 August 12, 2016

interesting approach

the way you respond to someone who thinks they have a revolutionary idea but it's only....okay.

Hey, I'm working on a new social networking idea, it's like Facebook but for real friends. Hmm, interesting approach!

by madox September 20, 2014

Interesting Place

Michigan slang for back-alley angel dust deal

I just scored some sweet PCP from an interesting place

by Not_Ami September 24, 2016

Hinteresting

“Hmnn sounds hinteresting” a word I made up at 4:00am that means I’m interested in what you’re doing and hinting at an invite

Created by @taragracey twitter

Other- “I’m going to go see a movie later, there’s a couple good new ones out”

Tara- “Hmnn sounds hinteresting”
Other- *sigh* “do want to come also?”

Tara- “YES I’ll see you later!”

by TaraJosephineGracey June 10, 2018

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019