Carlos Fiji

Founder and creator of Fiji water. He was running one of the most succesfull water shipment businesses in all of the north east, leading him to be one of the richest men in colonial America. He planned to destroy all of Shimshaw Creamtime's milk farms and viciously slaughter Charles (Creamtime's biggest cow), sending the milk industry down the drain. Using his money, Fiji hired an army of water mercenaries and started a war against Creamtime and the milk industry. Creamtime had George Washington on his side wich lead to Fiji loosing the war. At the end the milkman army burned Fiji's house down, tarred and feathered him and killed his family.

Carlos Fiji was the creator of Fiji water and a leader of an evil and large corporation.

by cuch.bljuch June 27, 2021

map of fiji

When you pop a wad of jizz on a girls lower back, it resembles the Fiji island chain.

d00d, I blew a load of jizz on her back and it looked like Fiji.

Boy, I'd love to give her a map of Fiji

by slowdog13 January 19, 2010

Fijian

A sexy, charismatic friendly human being.

Wow, he's such a nice guy.
Friend: yup, he's Fijian.

by Lee42 April 11, 2017

Fiji'd

To steal a large some of money from someone. In particular, by building up a reputation high enough to convince people you are an honest person, then using your reputation to get a large amount of money sent to you. Once you recieve the large ammount of money the actual FIJIing occurs, when you run off with it (and lose it).

Fiji - to steal a large some of money
Fiji'd- to have a large some of money stolen from you
Fijiing- the act of stealing a large some of money

by 2+2 forums October 7, 2008

Fijack

When a person or persons take-over a Facebook thread with subject matter unrelated to that thread will now be known as FIJACKING, to do this makes you a FIJACKER.

You'll fijacked my thread!

by Bridge house January 26, 2011

Fiji

If the name of the game is "grab that tallywacker" then this is the fraternity for you! If you love doing the elephant walk and having your collar popped then you are most definately a Fiji

That Fiji probably shaves his vagina

by Brian April 3, 2005

Fiji

A euphemism for sex.

If you've had sex, you've been to Fiji.

If you haven't, then you've never been to Fiji.

Haha bitch! Last night me and my dime-piece went to Fiji.

Dude, I'm lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

by band_trash_treasure May 27, 2017