the ferret

-Amanda Farrel
-a social outcast who has absolutely no friends
-a person you hate more than anybody and wish would die

Look at the ferret, she's such a loser.

by D6 February 19, 2005

Ferrets

A slang term for Breasts commonly used in the East Midlands.

Michelle had her Ferrets out by the pool.

by colonelburnell May 23, 2010

ferret

Australian slang term for the male genitalia. Also used in a term describing the act of sex with a female.

1. Man my ferret is itchy!

2. Shit that shella needs a good ferret!

3. She jumped right on my ferret!

by Cridder November 20, 2006

ferret

c0rn likes ferrets AND I DO DUHHHH cuz they like the best species out there

corn: ferrets
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by ferret Iover January 29, 2021

ferret

A penis with an extraordinarily hairy shaft.

"Yo Shariz, did you suck his dick last night?"
"Nah, he whipped it out and it was a total ferret. I didn't want a hairball."

by Tommy Tickler March 19, 2014

Ferreting

The act of scratching ones own a**hole.

Dude, got an itch or are you prarie dogging? Nah, that's when somethings coming out..... I'm going in, so i'm "ferreting"!

by blah14 June 3, 2010

ferret

A nasty, viscious little stinky demon who bites and steals food right out of your hand. "Ferret musk" is the odor that is naturally expressed from its scent glands. they are illegal in some states and ought to be put into extinction.

"What the hell? That goddamn ferret just snatched my cookie, bit me and then stared at me from the corner with pure evil in his eyes and the cookie in his mouth."

by ferretophobic September 5, 2006