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emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.
Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
by scott July 1, 2004
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emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.
look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.
by urine4it February 10, 2010
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emosexual

Emosexual- Early to late teens who want to be different in the same way as others and still thinks sad black clothing is what it takes. They think they are hard done by when they are expected to do nothing more then basic requirements of schooling and society. “this is hard so its mean and I don’t want to do it so I won’t and I’m not going to tell you why cause you should know”
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.
I am Emosexual because I’m so sad that I can’t be bothered to try a smile. Being so sad makes me feel sad so I might fuck someone of the same sex then regret it so I can be sad for a reason and tell everyone that I’m no good so they can be sad for me but then I’m not different anymore…That makes me sad!, I might cut myself this time then get upset about the attention I get due to my attention seeking actions!!
by Dad of Emo May 21, 2007
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fencsexual

Someone who finds fences sexually attractive, they might stick their "meat" into the fence holes or might rub against the fence poles they are not afraid to fuck a fence in public
No, no, no, you have got it all wrong I'm not gay... I'm fencsexual
by Koolest kid in the Klub May 21, 2016
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fagmosexual

George Bush is fagmosexual
by ian jacob April 5, 2005
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Emosexual

I'm so emosexual, I mean, homosexual.
by Emo_buster July 15, 2006
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Fagmosexual

Another word to be used for homosexual or fag.
Fagmosexual:Ohh my god.
Guy 01:God you are such a fagmosexual stfu.
by Derek N. September 15, 2005
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