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Mafia Feline Boss

I heard Mafia Feline Boss went on another killing spree yesterday.
by The mafia is back baby February 9, 2021
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'Feline Disrespect from Behind' refers to the act of a cat flying out of nowhere and straight into a person's rectum definitely signifying a lack of respect for the victim. It originated from a Japanese ad for "Bukkake" milk and shows an example of 'Engrish' at its best
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FELINE DISRESPECT FROM BEHIND!!!!!
by Digger Please March 20, 2007
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Cougar/ Real Feline Scale

In order to be in this category you have to be a bad ass Bitch who is 5 years or older than your boyfriend and able to pull them easily.
18 -24- Kitten

24 - 33- Bob Cat
33 -38- Lynx

38 - 48- Cougar
48-58- Cheetah
58-& up- Saber tooth tiger
Man I want a Cougar/ Real Feline Scale in my life.
by The real Guru July 28, 2018
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Feline Barbwire Rod Shove

The act of putting barbed wire around the rod of a plunger then inserting it into that of a cats anus.
My cat pissed on my pillow while i was asleep so I gave him a Feline Barbwire Rod Shove.
by Dixi Normous April 26, 2008
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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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feline decline

This usually happens when one finds himself on a dry spell(lack of pussy) or has a hard time getting laid.
I haven't fucked a chick in weeks! It must be this feline decline.

Due to the feline decline jack had not been laid in months.
by dick jokeington October 2, 2014
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Stereo-optic Feline Manipulation

When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats
I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again
by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024
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