flanders

A wonderful, magical invisible octopus that is orange with purple spots. Flanders are often eaten by goats and turned into invisible goat turds which are strewn all over sidewalks. They are also the targets of multiple sad attempts at songwriting by deranged peoples that have nothing better to do with their lives YAY!

If I had a Flanders, I'd hug it and squeeze it and love it and name it George.

Damn, those Flanders sure are tight!

by mooogan August 30, 2004

Screw Flanders

something...Homer Simpson might say?

meh, I don't feel like writing out an example

by equine_attraction_00 July 27, 2004

To Flander

To mess something up beyond repair; to deny logic and common sense in an action

Man, I don't know how but he sure manages to Flander anything he touches.

by Lord Bundrick February 26, 2008

Flanderism

Cult based upon the views of the fictional character Ned Flanders of The Simpsons.

Would you like to join Flanderism?

by This Kid! June 19, 2016

Ned Flanders

Leaving fecal matter on one's upper lip in the style of Ned Flanders' mustache.

1) I totally gave my boss a Ned Flanders upon leaving my former place of employment.

2) Ned Flanders that ho.

3) I'm about to Ned Flanders you.

4) You hold him down; I'll give him a Ned Flanders.

5) I'll Ned Flanders your face.

by The Adventurers August 6, 2009

Flanders

A complete maniac, that will do anything for attention no matter the concequences. complete and total douch that has been an experement for birth with the use of drugs and parents tryin to find out what happens without the use of a condom...
Anyways, every social group has a "Flanders", Just pick out the person who is challenging the jacked guy at the mall just so people can think that hes tough while he talks mad trash, thats that groups "Flanders" and it now becomes there nickname.

Kody- So Frank what are we gonna do
Anthony- maybe we should go to the mall or somthing
Frank- Fuck that lets go make fun of Jewish people and spill drinks on marble floors so we can kick over the wet floor signs so we can laugh at people falling and hurting themselves.
Kody & Anthony- Your fucking retarded Flanders.

by P 3 N 1 S July 25, 2009

flanderific

of disastrous proportion, catastrophic failure, shockingly hideous, shuddersome or deplorable.

After experiencing several flanderific events, I was admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

5 people died in a car crash due to decapitation; the scene of the crash was flanderific.

by Mike Flander November 18, 2016