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FedEx Rule

To have sex with someone else after recently breaking up with your ex. The faster you move on, the faster you get over them. Like FedEx (fast shipping/movement, fast delivery).
As Jenna was heartbroken over her recent break-up, she applied the FedEx Rule to herself and was over her ex in a week.
by thatoneguyfromthe90s April 8, 2016
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Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately
You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!
by Dave April 19, 2005
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FedExcellent

The irrational euphoria people get just from opening surprise packages, no matter what's in them.
Man, ripping open that box felt FedExcellent, but turns out it was just some junk I left at my ex's place.
by PedXing1992 August 6, 2009
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FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"
by Dave April 19, 2005
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I blame FedEx

To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi.
I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it. ...I blame FedEx!
by 0Hamster0 December 9, 2008
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FedEx

Largest worldwide freight service. Operates an airborne fleet of 727s, DC-10s, MD-11s, A300s, A310s, and Cessna C210s.
by yo mama July 20, 2003
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fedex quest

This term comes from the world of MMORPG gaming, or more specifically World of Warcraft, the most famous of the genre. In these types of games players normally must complete quests to gain experience, money, items, or all three. Normally, a player would have to kill somebody, slaughter groups of monsters, or collect things for a quest giver, however in a fedex quest, all that you have to do to reap the rewards of the quest are to walk around and talk to people and possibly give them items. Players normally love these types of quests because they are essentially free xp and money.
Gamer Nerd 1: Man, you gotta get in on this Legend of Stalvan quest, I've killed like two people and I somehow have like 10000 xp from talking to people! I love fedex quests!

Gamer Nerd 2: CTN, I'm killing Murlocs.
by mrah! May 31, 2006
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