faucet ass

A condition in which the fecal excrement consists mainly of liquid water which can in severe cases lead to dehydration.

That Mexican food gave me a serious case of faucet ass.

Did someone turn the shower on?

--No, thats just Jim and his faucet ass

by wankernutz February 7, 2004

founce

A combination of falling and bouncing; A founce is when a guy and a girl are hooking up. They are passed third and heading for home. Suddenly, they are getting so frisky that the girl falls off the bed. She is so embarrassed that she grabs her clothes and bounces.

Justin was stoked, he was about to seal the deal and out of nowhere, Jen founced and left Justin to sulk in his bed wearing only boxers.

by Eri Berry September 16, 2005

Butt Faucet

A drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.

I had dinner at a hole in the wall Mexican place last night and the butt faucet has been running ever since.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Profanity Faucet

(1) Generalized term for a middle aged douchebag residing in the pacific northwest. Hobbies include working as an IT peeon, posting audio clips of failed American Idol demo tapes on the internet and generally living up to the acne ridden WoW playing virgin stereotype which is the IT "professional".
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.

(1) That guy who couldn't fix my printer problems was a real profanity facuet
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right

by Catalysis April 23, 2010

Fauncy

A drop in replacement for fancy, with a lot more panache! Use fauncy in your day to day conversations to illustrate your sharp judgment and taste. People will know immediately the kind of discerning and most importantly, fauncy person you are!

It's not fancy, it's fauncy!

by Lee Newton July 4, 2008

Milwaukee faucet

The liquid version of the Cleveland steamer; a successful Milwaukee faucet is said to have taken place after a male has released a respectable amount of urine onto the chest of an apparently less-than-willing female during sexual activity. Not to be confused with a golden shower, a genuine Milwaukee faucet is specific to the pectoral region of the female participant.

Female: "Shall you be taking a dump upon my chest, my lord?"

Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."

Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."

Male: "Good."

by Missy the cat December 16, 2009

Fauxcest

A) When siblings who don't know they're siblings fall in love

B) When adopted non-related siblings fall in love. Often happens in Korean films or Japanese mangas, but can be seen in American films as well

There's a bit of fauxcest going on in the Dexter series on TV. Dexter's sister Debra has romantic feelings for him (which is actually okay - they're not related by blood)

by scifiwritir December 26, 2011