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Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases
Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty
by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008
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poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow
I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow
by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009
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brain-farticle

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"
by mee and her October 18, 2008
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Farticle

An "article", usually online, that pretends to be informative but is full of hot air. They are often written by people who sound like they know what they are talking about, but are full of so much false information that they stink.
1) I read a gardening farticle claiming this native plant is invasive, so they clearly don't know the definition of an invasive species.
2) That "scientific" farticle referenced studies that actually had nothing to do with the topic.
by TwistedNoggin May 29, 2024
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Farticle

(N) Any "article" of suspect origin, generally found on Forums like Fbook. These "articles" stink, in terms of writing ability, are likely false or partially false, and are often just a bunch of hot air.
I read an interesting farticle on fbook saying dogs cannot burp. You think it's true?
by TwistedNoggin June 14, 2023
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Farticles

Noun - A minute portion of poo matter.
Released with ass gasses these small poo particles contaminate the atmosphere. Entraping these in someone’s pillow may result in Pink Eye.
Matt: *Farts*
Laura: “Stop releasing farticles!”
by Professor Penguin August 5, 2018
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farticle

It means you fit the characteristics of someone who smells like a fart, first name starts with the letter K, and has the build of a particle.
Bra ur genuinely a farticle like it’s not even funny.
by alexhaslebronlevelstatus August 15, 2025
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