One of the ancient Mediterraneans' gods, most known by the Greek version of his name, φαερις. People named after him tend to have a near flawless personality, coupled with an air of superior intelligence. Those people are usually of a one-of-a-kind character, extraordinarily wonderful and enchanting to be around with.
"Have you met Faris yet? He is such an amazing person to talk to; he knows just what do and say at exactly the right moments."
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“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."
by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010
Get the fartiste mug.Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.
I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.
The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.
I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.
The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.
"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."
"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"
"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"
by Mebpitwe Istadamaus March 24, 2004
Get the furnisexual mug.A verb named after Horrors frontman Faris Rotter or Badwan, whose rabid howling is neither singing or shouting. Therefore, if you faris, you are mimicing that noise. It was invented by Amber and Eman of the Horum.
To faris, I faris, you faris, she/he/one farises, they faris, we faris, they faris.
To faris, I faris, you faris, she/he/one farises, they faris, we faris, they faris.
by AmberColouredHorror June 22, 2008
Get the Farising mug.Farnsworth is a bitchass school , everyone there either two faced or slow and retarded. this school wackk like on god , everyone there they got clout lmfaoo. the popular girls always tryna help new kids with they schedule and give a good impression.
someone new : needs help with schedule at farnsworth
popular girl : I'll help , being nice to them .
Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8 means people think they have clout .
popular girl : I'll help , being nice to them .
Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8 means people think they have clout .
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