farmville friend

1. A friend who you have nothing in common with except for games like farmville, cafe world, or mafia wars.

2. A person who adds you as a friend via facebook only for the sole purpose of increasing the number of neighbors in his/her farmville, or members for mafia wars.

1.
Joe: hey, have I ever met you someplace, you look familiar.
Mark: no, I needed more neighbors for my farmville so I requested you.

2.
Greg: whose Mark?
Joe: no one special. Just a farmville friend. I'm going to delete him since I'm tired of playing farmville.

by silverbackink May 23, 2011

Farmville Jew

Someone who always begs for gifts and for their crops to be fertilized. Can be shortened to FarmJew.

Davina: You seen Joes fb post? She wants a tree this time.
Conrad: Yeah, what a farmville jew!

by shaunthesheep November 25, 2009

farmville

1. A surprisingly addictive drug administered by via internet. Many junkies use the term "Farmville" to cover up the real name : nicolanstrateefuckinwasteoftime igottacheckmycropssinceimtoolazytogetalife.

2. A place where lazy turds go and raise virtual animals since real-life animals tends to kick'em in the face.

1. Dude! i gotta go check on my Farmville! Gonna get some crops!"

by WorstCaseSenario April 17, 2010

farmville tan

The pasty white complexion achieved by sitting in front of the computer all day playing a farming simulation or similar games on social networking sites. This is not to be confused with a farmer's tan which is acquired from actually working in the sun.

The doctor was concerned that her pasty-white complexion was related to anemia, but it was later discovered that she simply was addicted to farmville and had a farmville tan.

by Mojimo June 19, 2010

Farmville coining

One who utilizes websites such as Swagbucks or other Search-and-Earn websites to gain digital dollars they then redeem on Paypal giftcards they then use to add Farmville dollars and coins to their account.

www.swagbucks.com/refer/Pebble

She can afford more fuel refills on her tractor, she was Farmville coining last week. Did you see her barn, too?

by ButterTart February 19, 2010

Farmville

A game where you grow virtual crops and raise virtual animals on Facebook. An ok game except for the fact that it has no storyline or plot except for the idea of owning a farm.

I used to play Farmville until I realized it was just another plotless, antisocial Facebook game.

by picklessuck April 30, 2010

Went FarmVille

To attack, beat or shake someone or something smaller and or weaker than you for interrupting your gaming session.

My cat jumped in my lap during a raid so I went FarmVille on his ass.

by thepiercedweirdo October 31, 2010