fartgasm

the act of farting after holding it in for a long period time, aside from the obvious relief from doing so you also feel a dry tingle go through your anus which causes a certin degree of stimilation.

most people wont admit to this, gay or straight.

tony:damn dude i just had a fartgasm, oh boy did that feel so sexual!

rush limbaugh:i blame your deviant behavour on the liberal media and you probably have had sex with bill clinton,,,,(lets one roll out!),,,oh those fartgasms do feel good,,,time for another oxy

by erik debauchery November 6, 2006

Feargasm

when a sudden event like the sighting of a cop on the highway causes electric-like jolts of fear to shoot throughout your body. reminiscent of an orgasm but not as fun, especially if followed by speeding ticket.

"Why are you hyper-ventilating?"
"iPhone feargasm! I can't find it anywhere! holy #$^@$&#@!"

by HKsizzle October 12, 2009

Fartass around

Waste time doing something pointless and unproductive. Usual meant as a negetive

A: What are you going to do on your holiday break?
B: I dunno, probably just fartass around all day.
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"Teens today have no drive. They just fartass around"

by FrozenEternity October 10, 2015

Too Farcasm

When someone takes sarcasm way too far. Usually ruins a quick witty quip.

Ryan: Hey, did you see the Justin Bieber movie?
Alex: Yeah man, it was so sweet! I love bieber he's so awesome and his hair is so cool and I love how he is so cute and I just want to marry him and OMG have you seen his haircut, it's so rad and I follow him on twitter and I have all his clothes and I got my hair cut just like him and..
Ryan: Dude, way Too Farcasm

by dexterchip April 3, 2011

Feargasm

During sex, one ejaculates prematurely because of fear of bring caught.

I just had a feargasm because I heard your mom downstairs yawning loudly. I'm sorry.

by andreator July 15, 2010

fartgasm

1. To experience unsurpassed relief from the act of flatulence.
2. An exceptionally satisfying feeling of relief and comfort after releasing a long overdue, or unusually gassy fart.

Not necessarily associated with sexual pleasure.

"I had to hold that one for so long that I had a fartgasm when I let it go."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

Feargasm

When some one scares the shit out of you RIGHT when you cum, which both heightens and intensifies the orgasm.

Last night, this chick was going down on me and when I was just about to cum, she started SCREECHING like a howler monkey. It gave me a raging feargasm...

by BiggBear October 23, 2010