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Fanta Banter 

To say something rude, offensive or otherwise morally/socially objectionable, only to follow it up by taking a drink from a bottle/can of Fanta orangeade. This action renders the previous statement as a simple case of 'Fanta Banter' rather than an offensive statement. People are not allowed to be offended by something if it is Fanta Banter (or Fanta Banta).
Bobby: Hey man, you're a fucking nigger. You're also retarded and fuck ugly and I fucked your dead mother.
Jeff: Hey man, that isn't cool! How could you say such a thing, man?! I-
Bobby: *drinks Fanta*
Jeff: Oh, it's just Fanta Banter. It's cool, man.

Fanta-snatch 

A woman and/or her vagina with hair like red Fanta softdrink. Same as firecrotch.
"Have you ever been to Ireland, dude? It's full of Fanta-snatch!"
Fanta-snatch by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014

fanta pubes 

in other words orange pubes
her fanta pubes were mistaken for fire .
fanta pubes by kareemo January 24, 2006

Fanta Stash

When one has a moustache that is so thin and ugly it looks as if he just drank orange fanta and didn't wipe above his lip.
That German boy looks like Jose Valentin with his Fanta Stash.
Fanta Stash by Ba Ba B-Unit November 11, 2008

Fanta-snatch 

A redheaded woman. Particularly a redhaired woman's vagina, same as firecrotch.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you ever been to Ireland?"
Guy 2: "Hells yeah! It's full of Fanta-snatch."
Fanta-snatch by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014

Fanta Claus is Comin'

Fanta Claus is Comin' is a parody of 'Fanta Claus is Coming to Twon' the prequel to 'Rudoplh the Reindeer' spoof 'Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer' by Most Offensive Videos on the net. Banned on several sites. The online stop motion movie tells the twisted story of young Fanta who leave Saphire, his mammy, to bring Kwanzaa snow from Shizzerville. Unfortunately he turns into a series of misfit sickos and spurts jizz onto each one, including a schoolteacher, Knee High, (who teaches trainables), Brair Sharecropper, who teaches him the meaning of Kwanzaa, and several others. Narrated by Special Delivery Spooger, the most twisted postman ever. Banned from YouTube after release in 2008. Sickest animation ever.
Peter: Fanta Claus is Comin' was so sick that Ned practically threw up watching it. Everyone was jerking off out fake cum and it looked like hand soap, and there was a violent castration, and a black Sasquatch fucked a chick to death, literally.

Nate: Awesome. I will have to watch it.

Fanta Pants 

One who's Pubic Hair is a similar colour to that of the popular Coca-Cola Softdrink by the same name.
Often a "Fanta Pants" also has red/ginger hair, this is generally the result of a genetic disorder known as Gingavitas
Hugh's Got Fanta Pants
Fanta Pants by phinneusfog July 19, 2007