A woman, usually overweight, who almost exclusively seeks the company of gay men, often mistaking their friendship for a romantic relationship. They have a defective gaydar.
Rhonda was shocked to walk in on Steve and his boyfriend Brian in bed, thinking all this time Steve didn't try to have sex with her because he was just a nice guy.
by Shack December 4, 2004
1. a male homosexual in a woman's body.
2. An apparently straight woman of low sex drive who subconciously desires to be a gay man. Rarely does the deep seated fantasy to be a gay man reach the concious level but is generally manifested as non-sexual intimacy with a homosexual male partner. Rarely, if ever, do fag hags pursue gender re-assignement surgery as to do so would fulfill the fantasy; and an integral part of the fag hag identity is the frustration inherent in her fantasy. And to do so would create the assumed requirement of sexual intimacy with a gay man.
Generally, but not always, used disparagingly
2. An apparently straight woman of low sex drive who subconciously desires to be a gay man. Rarely does the deep seated fantasy to be a gay man reach the concious level but is generally manifested as non-sexual intimacy with a homosexual male partner. Rarely, if ever, do fag hags pursue gender re-assignement surgery as to do so would fulfill the fantasy; and an integral part of the fag hag identity is the frustration inherent in her fantasy. And to do so would create the assumed requirement of sexual intimacy with a gay man.
Generally, but not always, used disparagingly
The fag hag anticipated going on the vacation and having Jeff all to herself away from the distraction of all his gay beddies.
by d maxwell June 1, 2006
A temporary condition usually afflicting young, urban, immature western females. This conditions lasts from a couple of months to a couple of years. Ask any homosexual, they come, they go. A few months of the empty, gay lifestyle will serve as a growing experience and the fag hag will mature and move on to "grown up" relationships.
Bruce: Hey Brian, new fag hag? What happend to your last hag, Lisa?
Brian: Lisa was a few hags ago. Now she is married and has a good job.
Bruce: Oh, well... I never liked here anyway.
Brian: Yea, shes such a bitch.
Brian: Lisa was a few hags ago. Now she is married and has a good job.
Bruce: Oh, well... I never liked here anyway.
Brian: Yea, shes such a bitch.
by VGuy October 28, 2005
You're a Fag Hag if:
- You're a straight girl/woman and your best friend is a gay guy.
- You were once in love with your GBF.
- He knows everything about you and vice versa.
- Your GBF can touch you inappropriately but you're JUST THAT COMFORTABLE around each other.
- You go trolling around the clubs with your GBF.
- You're a straight girl/woman and your best friend is a gay guy.
- You were once in love with your GBF.
- He knows everything about you and vice versa.
- Your GBF can touch you inappropriately but you're JUST THAT COMFORTABLE around each other.
- You go trolling around the clubs with your GBF.
by amiagbfbf? March 1, 2013
an overweight (fat) girl who spends most of her days with gay boys because straight boys aren't attracted to her. she has a lot of confidence and high self-esteem because her fags always compliment her and say that she's pretty (even tho through other peoples eyes, she's really not attractive). she's the center of attention at clubs and parties and all the fags want to dance with her and get her drunk. sometimes (most of the time) the fag hag falls in love with her fag because he knows her in and out and understands her the most. also when she's intoxicated she has a habit of making out with gay boys and at times hookin up with them (getting fingered, wackin off the fag, and rarely sex but it happens) then in some rare cases a fag hag gets pregnant by a fag and says its from a straight boy cause they dont wanna look stupid. also a fag hag gets jealous when her fag hangs out with other gurls without her, or those that she doesn't know. a fag hags life is complicated because she can't fit in with the straight crowd and only feels comfortable with the fags, but unfortunately the gay world is not stable so she tries her best to stay in the loop of things so that she doesnt get replaced by a newer, younger, prettier, or somewat skinnier fag hag.
fag 1:did u hear about that fag hag who got pregnant?
fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy.
fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag.
fag: ur my favorite fag hag
fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.
fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy.
fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag.
fag: ur my favorite fag hag
fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.
by retired fag hag August 30, 2006
Usually an overweight female with too much make up, perfume and no self esteem. Runs with gay guys for the attention. Always hoping for a gay guy to "cure". The reason why they have men only gay bars.
by cityguy014 June 23, 2007
by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005