Fag Hag 

You're a Fag Hag if:

- You're a straight girl/woman and your best friend is a gay guy.
- You were once in love with your GBF.
- He knows everything about you and vice versa.
- Your GBF can touch you inappropriately but you're JUST THAT COMFORTABLE around each other.
- You go trolling around the clubs with your GBF.

"Me and my Hag"

"Can't you do anything without your Hag?"

"You girl, are a Fag Hag."

Fag Hag by amiagbfbf? February 28, 2013

fag hag 

an overweight (fat) girl who spends most of her days with gay boys because straight boys aren't attracted to her. she has a lot of confidence and high self-esteem because her fags always compliment her and say that she's pretty (even tho through other peoples eyes, she's really not attractive). she's the center of attention at clubs and parties and all the fags want to dance with her and get her drunk. sometimes (most of the time) the fag hag falls in love with her fag because he knows her in and out and understands her the most. also when she's intoxicated she has a habit of making out with gay boys and at times hookin up with them (getting fingered, wackin off the fag, and rarely sex but it happens) then in some rare cases a fag hag gets pregnant by a fag and says its from a straight boy cause they dont wanna look stupid. also a fag hag gets jealous when her fag hangs out with other gurls without her, or those that she doesn't know. a fag hags life is complicated because she can't fit in with the straight crowd and only feels comfortable with the fags, but unfortunately the gay world is not stable so she tries her best to stay in the loop of things so that she doesnt get replaced by a newer, younger, prettier, or somewat skinnier fag hag.

fag 1:did u hear about that fag hag who got pregnant?
fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy.
fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag.

fag: ur my favorite fag hag
fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.

fag hag by retired fag hag September 16, 2008

fag hag 

Usually an overweight female with too much make up, perfume and no self esteem. Runs with gay guys for the attention. Always hoping for a gay guy to "cure". The reason why they have men only gay bars.

Most fag hags think gay guys are an easy lay.

fag hag by cityguy014 July 23, 2007

Fag hag 

A woman who can't find a straight person to date so she hangs around with the gays

That girl over there the one with carpet legs is such a fag hag

Fag hag by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005

fag hag 

A girl who drools over gay men and their sex lives.

"OMG UR SO HOT"
"*makeout with a guy* Shut the fuck up bitch, you ain't got no chance with me."

fag hag by Mooshmallow May 15, 2005

fag hag 

A woman, usually ugly and/or fat, who, due to the fact that she receives no attention from heterosexual men, desires to be around gay men. This behavior is usually acompanied by growing frustration and bitterness toward heterosexual men. Does not necessarily lead to lesbianism, yet can be a significant precursor. Avoid at all costs.

fag hag by Anonymous September 26, 2003

fag hag 

A gay man's best friend. Girl that is openly supportive of their gay friend.

The girl that goes to prom with their gay best friend. The fag hag went to prom with her gay best friend.

fag hag by Dark Moon Princess October 27, 2007