A run down ad site run by a literal fuckin lizard where anybody can put anything they want and white moms will always believe it, always used to make white karen's believe in lies like "video games are causing clowns to attack nearby walmarts because the toilets at the walmart do not have toilet paper. A useless site
Karen: OMG vaccines are linked to cancer
Male: That is 0% True you're just believing fake lies.
Karen: Who EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION BITCH
Male: I'm just trying to save your kids from dying in the next 2 years.
Karen then throws a purse at him.
A Facebook is a ussles website where people can write anything they want and the lizard dosent take it down
Male: That is 0% True you're just believing fake lies.
Karen: Who EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION BITCH
Male: I'm just trying to save your kids from dying in the next 2 years.
Karen then throws a purse at him.
A Facebook is a ussles website where people can write anything they want and the lizard dosent take it down
by KILLALLKARENS March 11, 2020
Facebooker1: Oh man, last night I was on facebook all day playing MOBSTERS and FARMVILLE and stalking people I barely know.
Facebooker2: Me too!
Facebooker1: We need lives...
Facebooker2: Me too!
Facebooker1: We need lives...
by Ashleyy? December 21, 2009
An addicting website that people use a lot while they're having their grades are getting lowered, eyes are becoming irritated, and their fingers are swelling up. Many people on Facebook are looking like they're best friends with people they barely even talk to, and are trying to prove themselves that they are the shit by putting fake photos and videos about themselves but really, they just look like conceited idiots doing a pathetic job proving Facebook friends that they are the shit.
Facebook user: If I post a video of me and one of my friends playing each other in basketball, we're gonna prove to everyone we know on Facebook that we're hot shit!!
by AdomC September 30, 2015
A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!
also, Facebook= The latest advancement in Stalking technology
also, Facebook= The latest advancement in Stalking technology
A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!
Go on Facebook and get all the free drama you could ever get from a free site!
Friends Family & Strangers connect to the world wide web daily to view (& stalk) peoples Facebooks
Go on Facebook and get all the free drama you could ever get from a free site!
Friends Family & Strangers connect to the world wide web daily to view (& stalk) peoples Facebooks
by ChrisKitz24 December 28, 2011
by WhOaReYoU1112 September 04, 2011
You go on facebook to see everyone is living it up and feeling each other up while you're stuck with no notifications, meaning no one said shit to you. Or worse, there is a notification that a bully posted some bullshit on your wall.
Conceited, popular bitches regularly "clean up" their friends lists so you better maintain an acceptable image, i.e. have lots of shameless pictures featuring you in posses and hundreds of supposed friends. Your pictures should be "tagged" by others, giving you less control.
And don't bother to look past that inane "news feed" less you're cool with being branded a stalker. Oddly enough, most people still dissect profiles so you're always being judged by the people you stupidly just gave access to your business. Oh yeah, and everyone is a member so you better get with the program or you're weiiiiiiiiird at this point.
Want a girlfriend? Then welcome to virtual hell my man.
Conceited, popular bitches regularly "clean up" their friends lists so you better maintain an acceptable image, i.e. have lots of shameless pictures featuring you in posses and hundreds of supposed friends. Your pictures should be "tagged" by others, giving you less control.
And don't bother to look past that inane "news feed" less you're cool with being branded a stalker. Oddly enough, most people still dissect profiles so you're always being judged by the people you stupidly just gave access to your business. Oh yeah, and everyone is a member so you better get with the program or you're weiiiiiiiiird at this point.
Want a girlfriend? Then welcome to virtual hell my man.
by HWJDNGAF November 18, 2011
Facebook is a social utility that fails to connect people due to the lack of actual time spent Facebooking. Chat is a feature that is used to talk in real time, the fun part being waiting to find out if your message will send or not. The best feature of this social networking site is the commodity of alerts that you receive when you click things, telling you "Oops! Something went wrong, we're working on getting it fixed as soon as possible!" When really, the incredible developers are probably working on something like adding more useless emoticons.
When trying to log in to check your mass notification from people commenting 40 times on a status you liked: "Facebook cannot connect to the server."
When talking to that insanely hot girl that you like so much:
Girl: Hey!
You: Hey!
But the awesome thing is, your "Hey!" never sent, you get to sit and watch the "Sending message... Sending message... Sending message..." For the next half hour why the hot girl thinks you're ignoring her.
When talking to that insanely hot girl that you like so much:
Girl: Hey!
You: Hey!
But the awesome thing is, your "Hey!" never sent, you get to sit and watch the "Sending message... Sending message... Sending message..." For the next half hour why the hot girl thinks you're ignoring her.
by karob93 November 23, 2009