Fucking the dog

Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom

So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog

by BeerWeedVape April 15, 2021

I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!

Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub

by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022

rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps

rodeen fucks dogs

hey whos that guy and whats he doing doing

thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps

by CheeseOkBettLmao May 20, 2022

fuck the dog

when you screwed up, screwed up real bad. when everything has been fucked. the dog is the situation and boy have you fucked it. lord help you.

I fuck the dog during every lecture.

by ligmasugmafugma January 28, 2024

fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

fuck the dog

Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos

Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.

by Ethree6 April 22, 2022