freshman
freshman by SuckMahBalls March 30, 2008
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9th graders, coming into high school thinking their cool until all the upperclassmen humiliate them and kick their asses. Some actually end up leaving, but the rest survive through the first couple weeks.
Me and my friend are juniors. It was the first week of school and we were looking for freshmen. One short, weak looking kid was wandering the halls, looking for his class. Without a word I walked up and took his backpack. "Grab him!" My friend said. The kid looked terrified, shaking all over. We lifted him in the air by his arms and legs and carried him outside. He finally got out a few words. "I have lunch money! Please don't hurt me!" he begged. I laughed and took the money. We carried him to the old rusty dumpster. You could smell it before it even came into view. I opened it. There was old rotten food, meat, spaghetti sauce, what looked like puke, chunky milk, and week old nacho cheese. I gagged at the sight of maggots crawling around inside. As we were about to throw him in, i stopped. "Take his clothes." The horrified look on his face was picture perfect.So we stripped his shirt, pants, shoes socks, and tighty whiteys. Completely naked, two inch dick freshman. Then we chucked him in. There was a splatting noise, followed by screams. We closed the dumpster and closed the padlock. We then left him for the janitor to find this afternoon.
Freshman by FreshmanCleaner August 10, 2010
Freshman
Another word for a loser who doesn't want to go outside and do anything with his amazing friends who are pulling awesome pranks. These type of people often have the name Josh and have trouble being cool or telling good jokes.
Freshman
The common pest of High schools and colleges around the United states. Most freshman do stupid shit like cross streets when the light is green or ask a senior where the gym is, even though they are in front of it
Freshman: " do you know where the gym is?"
Senior: " You a freshman?"
Freshman: "yes"
Senior: Chuckles and sends freshman on the other side of the school
Freshman: "thanks"
Senior: "No problem"
Teacher: talks to freshman " the gym is on the other side of the school"
Senior: " You a freshman?"
Freshman: "yes"
Senior: Chuckles and sends freshman on the other side of the school
Freshman: "thanks"
Senior: "No problem"
Teacher: talks to freshman " the gym is on the other side of the school"
Freshman by SmooTheDragon June 11, 2019