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Chicken Fetus

The pain resulting from spraying a cheesy, bloody substance from your penis while urinating. This usually results in the subject spraying said matter into the urinal while trying to have a conversation with a co-worker. Spraying subject usually spends the next few hours rocking back-and-forth in pain. The subject then becomes eligible for a complete anal exam and a trip to the "Special Room" where a camera (replete with cord) is inserted into the urethra.
Trevor had severe Chicken Fetus the other day and is now going to see the doctor.
by Humper Dumper April 11, 2011
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Fetus Fatale

A Canadian band which consisted of 3 girls and Crystal Castles lead vocalist, Alice Glass. Before Glass was famous, this was the band she was in at age 15.
Hey you know that band, Fetus Fatale?" "No, who's that?" "It's the band Alice Glass was in before she was in Crystal Castles !
by CCISMYHEROIN November 5, 2010
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focusly

Dj Khaled's word for how he can maneuver the jungle when his girl isn't stressing him out.
When you're not stressing me out, I can do my thing focusly.
by Auzu May 23, 2018
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FLOTUS

Nancy Reagan was the 40th FLOTUS
by WordMeister September 27, 2005
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Yeetus the Fetus

The action of throwing a young child or fetus.

To get an abortion
Timmy: My girlfriend just told me she’s pregnant

Kelvin: Tell her to yeetus the fetus
by Okurrking November 20, 2018
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fetusing

The act of assuming a fetus like position in which the body is curled with knees into chest; this is commonly due to a high intake of THC; a symptom of the itis
Man, Marcus got too high again, looks like he's fetusing.
by project420 May 13, 2009
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fetus fertilizer

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"
by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012
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