Fonman

a fake last name that a select number of people think is real. it can only be thought of when two girls get bored one night and feel the dire need to combine their last names.

WTF?! Fonman isn't a real last name?

by fonman April 10, 2008

fontphobia

some one who's afriad of fonts especially google fonts

She screamed when she accidentally opened google fonts page, she got fontphobia

by soubban October 20, 2020

Foomp

The sound effect your girlfriend makes when she hits you in a playful way.

Babe look, *Foomp*
Shuddup Babe, *Foomp*

by Bearfox21 October 21, 2013

fomp

The sound made when falling flat on one's face after a complete plastic surgery makeover. A la Darth Vader uon reconstrunction.

First seen: iharthdarth comics on Livejournal

"Dude, they powered him up and he then he just fell. With a huge fomp."

by MarthaMay July 20, 2008

foomp bomb

A flat, usually round rock that can be thrown into the water. After being thrown high in the air, the rock enters the water vertically, and hardly creates any splash.

When hit on the head by a foomp bomb, the results can be quite disastrous.

by Miriam Anderson September 3, 2005

foomp

onomatopoetic: a foam earplug

take your foomps out so you can hear me.

by neologist1 May 18, 2006

foomp

To take another persons seat.

After Jim got up, Pablo foomped him. "foomp"

by Regal October 23, 2003