Crusty Fluff

To fart in your hand and place it in an unsuspecting persons face.

1: Dude, that Crusty Fluff was rank!

2: Yea, thats payback for the Crusty, Asshole!!!

by Bang'n March 23, 2008

King Fluffybuns

King Fluffybuns is the nickname for Asgore, a character from the popular indie game Undertale. He is an anthropomorphic goat with long ears, fluffy white fur, (hence the name Fluffybuns.) and an awesome blonde beard. He wields a red trident, and is the king of the monsters.

"Ol' King Fluffybuns?" - That old turtle guy from Undertale whose name the writer of this definition forgot.

by dj crackpot June 2, 2018

sir fluff

Amazing animator that i would watch 24/7

Did you see that video sir fluff posted? It was amazing!

by Haha memes April 29, 2019

Push the fluffy

A sexual position between a man and woman where the woman (preferably with a nice big, round ass) lies flat on her stomach and the man straddles her from behind. The man can prop himself up with his arms or lie on top of her and kiss her all over her neck or mouth. Very intimate and perfect for a quickie.

(Woman) Good morning love...how can I take care of you? Wanna Push the fluffy?
(Man) In the middle of the night, gently wakes the woman and asks to Push the fluffy.

Feels great and requires very little effort to enjoy sexual intimacy and of course to get off

by DNA in the NW September 8, 2013

fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.

Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.

by Wordsmithingtonthe3rd March 28, 2023

fluffy puff marshmallows

Advertised by Homestar Runner, who eats about 147 of them with a "tall glass of melonade!" (or marmalade). It's mascot is a big white marshmellow called Marshie (thats M, then arshie!). Not to be confused with "Flushy Push Marshmellows", "Fluffity Puffity Marshalades" or "Fluffy Puffies".

Homestar: "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 FLUSHY PUSH MARSHMELLOWS! Seriously folks..."
Director: "Cut! You said Flushy Push."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"
Director: "They're called Fluffy Puff."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"

"Before I drink something, often times I eat something too!"

"Before I drink a tall slice or marmalade I eat 147 marshmellows. I mean fluffy puffies."

"They're fluffity! They're puffity! 12345!"

by The Thnikkaman September 30, 2004

prison fluffer

A prison fluffer is an inmate who has just been anally raped by another inmate. The dominate inmate, not wanting to go back to his cell with shit on his dick (who does??) will force the raped inmate to lick the shit of off. The raped inmate will cry and complain incessantly, but secretly hope that the raping inmate will get hard again during the cleaning process so he will get as raped again. Since having a dick in his ass is the only time the victimized inmate feels like he has any purpose on this planet, he will do an extra fine job during the cleaning process.

Bubba: Hey accountant, you got shit on my junk. We are not done yet, turn around and lick this crap off.

Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.

Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.

Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*

by Construction Guy December 23, 2013