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flight status

A term used to describe one's preparedness to engage in a certain activity, most often associated with drinking.
Tim: "What's your flight status?"

Larry: "We are a go."
by vaeren May 21, 2007
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Flight Trash

Individuals who dress/act as if the airplane is a single wide trailer parked on blocks
Mam- those Daisy Pukes paired with the flip flops with the black bra and blue wife beater may not have been your best choice for this flight. You might be flight trash
by Teambuddha October 10, 2010
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Flight of Icarus

The most kickass song made by the amazing band Iron Maiden
Flight of icarus:

Fly on your way like an eagle
by Who cares? October 9, 2005
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flight simulator

One of the oldest and most advanced piece of computer software available for purchase to the general public. It is best classified in the "edutainment" genre, but truly is much more. With a simple joystick and keyboard, one can be transported into a world of realistic aeroplane simulation, similar to that found in professional flight training centers.

Originally released by Microsoft for the IBM-pc in 1982, it is one of the oldest software products in history. Every few years, Microsoft updates the program to comply with the newest computers and garnishes it with the latest graphics and additions. The current version, 2004's "A Century of Flight" boasts countless aircraft, flights, and locales. In fact, the technology has become so advanced that users can fly in the actual regional weather conditions found in their chosen locations, all thanks to a quick download from the net before each flight.

It is also one of the easiest products to install and use. There are no confusing installation procedures or awkward game menus. In literally less than ten mouse clicks, users can install the game, pick a flight, and get placed square in the middle of Microsoft's most famous Chicago adventure.

While many gamers complain the game causes boredom, one must realize these people are usually hyperactive teenagers - not the target demographic for the simulator genre. It can take years before one becomes fully proficient with all the features, controls, and locations within this program. Challenging missions demand you to perform various aircraft-oriented activities. From the simple, like taking tourists on an aerial view of scenery, to the completely outragous, like piloting a specially built airplane to fly through an open barn during an airshow; the skills learned within the program are so realistic, after mastering just a few you feel like a distinguished aircraft connaisseur. Boring? Hardly!
Microsoft's latest flight simulator makes you feel like you're really there.

You can learn a lot about aircraft through interactive flight simulator software programs.
by Corgi January 3, 2006
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Flight 420

When you and/or a few friends smoke up, and are so high, you have taken off on Flight 420. When you come down from said high, you have landed.
Brandon: Dude, I'm not feelin it.
Deryck: Man, I'm on flight 420.
Brandon: Wait, hold on... I just took off.
by Xx420kronick420xX August 14, 2009
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Flight To Boston

When one's penis is sucked by a member of the opposite sex. For all you dumbasses out there a "woman".
The bitch with the fat ass and no teeth gave me a flight to Boston.
by Master of My Domain July 6, 2004
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Flight Flu

The sickness one gets on an airplane from breathing disease-infested recycled air.
I'm sure I caught this flight flu on my trip from LA to NYC.
by TimGUNZ July 20, 2010
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