by Blahblahyourmom February 19, 2017

by Thedopeman February 1, 2016

no it wont fit you,your all flabbed out.
you cant travel economy class in airplanes because your flabbed out,
you cant travel economy class in airplanes because your flabbed out,
by zblun September 9, 2008

A flab grab is where two people are having sex and the male screams, "Flab grab!" and grabs the woman's flab (fat roll). Typically, the woman is overweight and can't move on her own, thus creating the male to hump her across the room or where she needs to go.
Reece: "Man, last night I performed a flab grab on Coach Barker."
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*
by iPeeBlocks October 28, 2014

An action involving a larger woman and a man's genital regions.
A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.
A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.
" All that girl's good for is a flab wank"
" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...
" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."
" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...
" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."
by Cap'n Higgins April 20, 2010

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!
by zachisaG August 26, 2013

by Lycake November 12, 2018
