Fig

An awesome person who everyone loves and who loves everyone. The life of the party, someone who lights up the room when they enter

Oh man Stephanie is here? Sweet! What a fig, it's not a party without her!

by Mizami March 4, 2018

fig

A variation on 'fag', and a popular way to insult one of your male companions who is acting effeminate.

You look like a fig in that t-shirt.

by Master Fig April 12, 2009

fig

"fake nig"
If a super white girl fake tans making her look like a black girl, then she's a fig.

Ew look at her tan. She's such a fig.

by yeahgirl February 28, 2010

Fig

A squishy snack that german teachers enjoy putting on romantic candle lit tables

Johnny Depp is such a fig

by Mandingo Hunter 3000 July 21, 2018

Fig

When someone is being a complete minge. This person is usually a Latino.

Jake: Hey Daniel you are being a fucking fig right now!

by John Toilet May 20, 2023

Figs

Fake, large breasts. Derived from 'tig old bitties', the 'f' representing the fake aspect.

Did you see those Figs? EEE son.

by SPARTANGLORY June 11, 2009

fig

Noun. 1. a state of dismal boring abyss. - figtatious, adj.

1. "Fuck I got fig".

2. ...Alastair promptly snapped "I don't like hanging around Adrian that cunt gives me fig."

3. "I can't stand this figtatious job anymore!" Elijah remarked with disgust.

by myncs June 17, 2005