The expectations you have towards a certain persons sexual ability. If you believe someone would be amazing in bed, you have "great sexpectations" of them.
Ryan: How was last night with Natasha? ;)
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.
by ilovemeninkilts December 3, 2011
Get the Sexpectations mug.The universal truth that if you groom yourself in preparation for an expected hook-up, the hook-up will not occur immediately after. It only occurs when you haven't prepared yourself properly. Usually applicable to females.
For example, a girl shaves her legs in preparation for an expected hook-up but then the guy tells her he can't hang out that night.
She tells her roommate "Damn, I should've known I wouldn't get any tonight; its the Law of Expectation."
She tells her roommate "Damn, I should've known I wouldn't get any tonight; its the Law of Expectation."
by cocol001 March 27, 2008
Get the Law of Expectation mug.A title used to mock the classic novel 'Great Expectations', by Charles Dickens (Expectoration meaning "the process of coughing up and spitting out" or "the act of spitting (forcefully expelling saliva)").
by Anonymous January 30, 2005
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most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)
most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)
Suzette had great sexpectations regarding her weekend getaway with Chip. He was a fabulous kisser and she was ready for a fun ride on the old joy stick
by sf chica July 9, 2005
Get the sexpectations mug.When someone enters an elevator expecting the person closest to the panel of buttons to press one for them.
by IllinoisPam April 10, 2009
Get the Elevation Expectation mug.What a woman (or sometimes man) expects to get out of sex, such as a long term relationship, cuddles, or just to get off. Us men don't typically expect anything other than to get off.
Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.
Or...
Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.
Or...
Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.
by CrashDavis85 July 23, 2017
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