I met this Asian girl who had an ewok pussy
by BFC_Apples March 01, 2015
An Ewok is a Wookie follower. Often an Ewok is a Wookie who does not fit the criteria of being extremely ugly or overweight. These two relative species do however do share poor taste, hygeine and a lack of intelligence. Distant relatives to the Hutt family.
Keith: "That Wookie is bothering me."
Phil: "It's not the Wookies that get to me, it's the damn Ewoks."
Paul: "There is this one bitch in my class that is a real Ewok."
Phil: "It's not the Wookies that get to me, it's the damn Ewoks."
Paul: "There is this one bitch in my class that is a real Ewok."
by Big Man Philly December 04, 2008
1) go to the nearest taco bell and buy a 12 party pack of tacos
2)Proceed to eat tacos
3)Shit in a bowl
4)Break noodles in half with ur ashole
5)shave your pubes (manscaping)
6)when your partner is sleeping smear the fecal material all over their face
7)sprinkle the pubes on the face, the apply the broken noodles to the cheeks making the appearance of whiskers
8) Take many pictures and post them online
2)Proceed to eat tacos
3)Shit in a bowl
4)Break noodles in half with ur ashole
5)shave your pubes (manscaping)
6)when your partner is sleeping smear the fecal material all over their face
7)sprinkle the pubes on the face, the apply the broken noodles to the cheeks making the appearance of whiskers
8) Take many pictures and post them online
Dan: Hey I'M bored and i love star wars
Kevin: thats awesome i just ate a shit ton of taco bell and i love breaking noodles with my ass cheeks
Dan: i FEEL A noodling the ewok coming on
kEVIN: YOU TOOK the words out of my mouth
Kevin: thats awesome i just ate a shit ton of taco bell and i love breaking noodles with my ass cheeks
Dan: i FEEL A noodling the ewok coming on
kEVIN: YOU TOOK the words out of my mouth
by obi-wanna-blowmi September 03, 2010
an ewok slot is hairy pussy
person 1: man last night I took that girl out to eat and when we got home I had a little desert.
person 2: you talkin about that ewok slot?
person 1: oh yea
person 2: you talkin about that ewok slot?
person 1: oh yea
by kay 9 June 20, 2011
A small amount of hair in the drain of a bath or shower. A larger chunk is usually referred to as a Tub Wookie.
Frank, every time you shower, I find a Tub Ewok. Can you please take care of it when you get out, so it doesn't grow up to be a Tub Wookie after I shower?
by frankieidaROOP April 11, 2010
When a man removes the slimy hair clog and proceeds to wank it using the slimy ball of hair as lubricant.
Thomas was in the shower when he felt the need to give himself a Soggy Ewok. So, he reached down into the shower drain and pulled out the slimy clog.
by Lukus L June 28, 2007
When a person of a smaller stature (midget/dwarf) dry humps your leg as you try to make your way into the Star Wars Celebration.
As Randy made his way through the doors that led to the Star Wars Celebration, a fairly attractive dwarf began to ravage his leg in a humping motion. He then realized that 'The Naughty Ewok' was being performed on him.
by Pumpkinbear July 15, 2012