EULA Virus

Where a computer gets flooded with the End User License Agreements, and must be formatted to get rid of them. Usually 50+ constantly pop-up every time you load your computer.

"Hey, bill, where have you been all day?"

"Formatting my comp. I got the EULA virus..."

"Wow, that sucks!"

by SOCOM The Snake December 17, 2006

Eurasia

One of the three world superstates as described in George Orwell's "1984." Eurasia consists of all of continental Europe, all of the Russias, North Africa, and some parts of the middle-east. Eurasia's flag is a green banner featuring a black coloured clenched fist and the word "Eurasia" spelled-out in english across the top.
The three superstates all have the exact same styles of government, with their populations kept in a state of controled ignorance. Also, all three superstates are continuousley at war with each other, alliances changing on a monthly basis, with two superstates ganging-up a third.

See also: Oceania, Eastasia, 1984, and George Orwell.

"We are at war with Eurasia. We've always been at war with Eurasia."

by Carl J. Maltese April 24, 2007

emo elastic

An rubber elastic used to create the feeling of cutting, except it doesn't do any damage.

That's an awesome emo elastic, you gonna use that?

by BritishChick2362 November 2, 2006

elastic girl

When the pussy is so stretchy that her pussy lips can be used as a car cover during raining days and can also be used as shelter for a snow storm during trip to the Himalayas

Person 1: You brought your camping tent for the expedition

Person 2: No, I have my Elastic Girl with me.

by 7akeshi September 10, 2018

Elasticity Theory

The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning

I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo

by All Knowing Asshole February 26, 2017

Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

It's when you have gotten consent from somebody but that consent was not received in the most moral of circumstances or standarts

If I know that somebody doesnt speak english and I put in page 96 of their repair contract, that they signed before they get their iphone fixed, that if they dont certified mail me 16 years from now, that I will get to marry their firstborn daughter and take all their personal property. Thus - Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

by Right To Repair September 20, 2023

ELASTIGIRL

Lead female in the incredibles who can stretch/bend herself into a whole manner of compromising positions. If cartoons were real, she'd be a great fuck. Sadly, her voice is extremely irritating.

Man, I had a dream i fucked elastigirl last night - it was hot, but i had to gag her coz she has such an annoying voice

by pat bateman April 3, 2005