epic

The "not" of the 2000s. Something that is okay to say this year but if you say it next year will just get you looked at weird, like if you wear to go out in public with a fanny pack or wearing overalls with only one strap buckled. Used to approve of anything positively. Only momentarily, of course. Often piggybacked with "fail" as "epic fail". Another reason for other socities to despise the ineptitude of the human beings within ours.

"Epic" video game

"Epic" female

"Epic" clothing

"Epic" haircut

"Epic" poser metal band featured on Guitar Hero.

"Epic" anything else that comes to mind.

by BDITM May 22, 2009

Epicer

(adj.) more epic than

Katie is nicer, sweeter, cooler, and therefore much epicer than Brandon.

by K8eIsAwesome August 11, 2009

epical

when epic isn't enough to describe the magnitude of something

did you see that guy jump over an oncoming car? that was Epical!

by masteroffire January 02, 2012

Epic

A word, similar to "extreme" in that it has been used to death by those 25 and under (either age or IQ) and will probably be nothing more than an archaic expression by the year 2050.

Taco Bell is now using "epic" in its advertising, giving me an extreme and epic pain in the ass.

by I Weep For The Future December 05, 2011

Epic

A word that every virgin, non action getting, video game loving, mama's boy, still living at home person uses to describe something awesome.

OH MY GAWD, THIS N00B ON THIS SWEET NEW VIDEO GAME IS SO NOT EPIC! ...JUST A SEC MOM, ILL TAKE OUT THE TRASH IN A MINUTE!

by meowmeowfuckyou April 30, 2009

epic

Something so truely amazing that it deserves it's story to be told for years to come.

"Dude, last nite, I outdrank these two Irish bikers, nailed hot Swedish twins, kicked 12 marine's asses, invented the wheel and then got stuck in a tree."
"Fuckin' epic, mate!!!"

by Andy Hutchings December 04, 2007

EPIC.

"EPIC." is actually a completely different word than "Epic", it is heightened exponentially. The spelling difference is that EPIC. is in all capitals at all times, and the period is actually married to the capitalized letters. For example, "EPIC ." <the period and the capitilzed letters are divorced in a way, and "EPIC." <the capitilized letters and the period are married. If the period and the capitilized letter are not married, then it is not the same word as "EPIC.". Anything including stealing, commandeering, pirates, YARR, french toast, KY jelly wrestling, pudding wrestling, jell-o wrestling, etc. are all included as being EPIC.

Andrew: Dude, being a pirate is going to be awesome!
Clay: Sir, I do think you misspelled EPIC.

Clay: The July 4th party will be EPIC. on all accounts!

by Andrew Stanfield June 23, 2006