Engineer

The member of a Ships crew who spends his day drinking tea and complaining about the true masters of the ship, the deck officer.
Commonly known to cover himself in baby oil and tribal engine grease and perform an hour long dance ritual before any task.
Has severe adversions to sunlight

"Is that a Neanderthall on deck?"
"No it's an Engineer"

by Offshore_Deckie March 11, 2012

engineer

Someone who is near a lot of engines.

Look at all these engines around me. There must be some engineers around here somewhere.

by Anthony Andrew January 28, 2013

Engineer

1. The number crunching lapdog of an architect. 2. Failed architecture student. 3. calculator jockey

Tom failed out of architecture school, now he is only an engineer. His parents are very disappointed.

by archi-1 July 30, 2009

engineer

Sarcastically used to describe a stupid/dumb person.

when you witness someone commit an unexplainably stupid act, you say " what an engineer" or "you're an engineer". Depending on the stupidity of their acts, you can go from "industrial to civil to chemical engineer" or another form. !!!

by Femi odunayo November 10, 2006

engineer

Someone who makes things that do things.

Engineers are important for the infrastructure and technology of our civilization.

by Ereck Flowers September 1, 2018

engineer

a fucking nerd ass nigga seriously who tf wants to do this shit

wtf dude why are you a bitch nigga (engineer)

by innocentbystander October 2, 2019

Engineer

Someone that recycles his own batteries and sends inappropriate photos to his friends

Engineer is a Wafic

by TheWidlar October 3, 2019